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arthurdongville:

happiness: a world in which i own everything from thinkgeek

this, but also add a working portal gun and a jetpack.

foreverxalwaysxtasha:

A 14 years old boy got beaten half dead by his stepfather. His only fault was this that he tried to protect his little sister from being raped. Now he’s struggling for his life, but doctors say he won’t make it without a surgery. His mother doesn’t have money to pay it. tumblr donates 45 cents for every sharing or reposting.

Please Verify, Don’t Ignore thinking It thinking its FAKE
(Mother’s Number Not Disclosed For Security Reasons)
Doctor’s Contact Number: +91 20 6721 3400
Hospital Name: Sahyadri Hospital

Please reblog this more than once if possible, it’s Christmas.

(via thinkof-me)

• Mom: blah blah blah you're getting fat, you need to lose weight, blah blah blah
• Me: (in my head) Really, you're gonna call me fat? You weigh at least 100 pounds more than me and you're calling ME fat. *sigh*

I’m serious. I have not had this much fun since, well, ever.

Did I mention it’s FREE?

The story levels are fast-paced and fun, the “old” levels are supposedly unpolished (spoiler: they’re just as good as the story levels) the 2 stunt mode levels are fun to mess around in, and I haven’t tried the challenge levels. The hardcore levels are absolutely insane. After a couple levels, the track inverts, goes sideways, twists, and turns so many times you can’t tell up from down from sideways. I would pay $60 for this game if it had multiplayer.

TL;DR It’s ( tron + cars + flying cars + insanity + fun ) x infinity.

http://nitronic-rush.com/ <— DO IT NOW.

ahahahaaaaaaaa

(via thinkof-me)

Minecraft 1.0 came out and I’m addicted again.

therealwatson:

Are you my mummy?

Hudda Huddah Huhhh! Muhahaha! *more tf2 pyro noises I can’t think of because it’s 5 AM*

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lolzpicx:

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this.

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There are 2 kinds of doctors. One has a TARDIS, the other usually has a piece of paper hanging on a wall somewhere.

THIS.

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